Uppish #1

Contains 15 texts:
Admit it! Life is funnier when I'm around
Do you want to hear my lousy excuses?
You don't have birthdays, you level up!
Everything less than five glasses of wine count as Swedish Fika
Just wait, so I can overthink it for a minute
Everything is fine, as long as it can be worse
If you don't know, you'll have to make it up
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today
Dang, there are too few of me!
Not perfect, but very close
Today I'll walk around with a smile on my face
I can, but I don't want to
Reality isn't everything in life
I wish more people were fluent in silence
I have already licked it!